Tag humor

The Great French Toast Experiment

In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best idea. 10 year old me, already on the verge of being unmanageable, sent to board with a woman and her two young daughters. But my mother, needing some place to park me 24*7*365…

Saratoga Springs

Oh, we were pissed. Never mind that we were going to see a show in what is arguably the best and most iconic outdoor performance space in the country. This was the annual mid-summer concert outing for Camp Da-Ro. I…

Daphne

Rick thought his presentation was right on the mark. So did every executive in the room save one: Daphne. He was warned about her, and sure enough she had continually interrupted him, diving into the most minute details. In short,…

Tough Day

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

What must’ve he had thought, that snake?  I mean, assuming a snake can have a thought.  Had it not occurred to him that lying there soaking up the sun, in the middle of a busy urban trail, that he could…

Come Fly With Me

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

My seat mate is cool, I’ll give you that. A mother traveling on a fun trip with her young daughter. They’re both giggly, and despite EVERYTHING,  I’ve enjoyed talking with momma bear.   THE EVERYTHING It’s spring break, the plane…

When I Was You

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

It was something we said to each other as children…our sense of time and place were malleable; we had not yet been indoctrinated into the order of things as dictated by our elders. Put it another way, our outlook was…

Stupid Career Advice

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

Or, how to tell if someone is completely full of shit. “Never say it’s not my job.” Great advice if you want to get pimped and punked for the rest of your life. “You make your own luck.” Anyone that…

What You’re Missing

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

You know what you’re gaining. A little more time at home, time with your family or your dog or your lover. Precious things. But those are all inward facing, insular. You have more time to hang out with your friends,…

Thanks A Lot

Man writing at a desk. Fire burning in the background.

The cop came into the house without knocking. Not because we were having a wild party, (though he thought we might be). No, he came in because our cars were parked all over the neighborhood, in the snow covered streets…

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